Throughout every galaxy I travel, space aliens and I are linked by one common musical bond: bubblegum music. We dig it! “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy” pre-dates The Ramones by years, and the song rocks! The Archie’s’ “Sugar, Sugar” would’ve set even Hitler’s toes a-tapping.
I have met with bubble-ologists from many distant galaxies and EXCEPT FOR EARTHLINGS; all other life forms prefer The Sweet’s “Fox On The Run” to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway To Heaven”. Come on: go listen to “Fox On The Run” and then Led Zep’s sorry-ass “Stairway To Heaven” and tell me I’m wrong.