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Taylor Swift recorded my new country song, “SKIN HEAD GIRL”, and then refused to shave her head for the video. Young pop stars must learn to commit to their craft.
Fortunately my agent, Mr. Andrew Marks, received a call from Lady Gaga who wishes to record my song, “OVERT GIRL IN THE HORN-RIMMED GLASSES”. Lady Gaga conveyed she has no qualms about wearing horn-rimmed glasses in the video.
My name is REGGIE BENDER. Some say I’m just a washed-up geriatric rock star prone to psychotic breaks. I know the part about “psychotic breaks” is true because I would often wake up in various psychiatric wards not knowing how I got there. And I once stood on the roof-ledge of an 11th story building threatening suicide if my suit didn’t stop itching.
My band, THE GIDDY STAUES, managed to have a string of Top-Ten hits in the UK during the 60’s. I wrote all the songs and we hit it big in 1965.